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svveden:

bunnyhoodlum:

i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao

thats terrible u should try a chair

(Source: molgera, via fake-mermaid)

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute, via shorten)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via srushtinator)

perchu:

im alive but only ironically

(via fake-mermaid)

hottie-with-half-a-body:

twofingerswhiskey:

highkeygay:

generic brand

no no you don’t understand

in canada

this is an actual thing

You mean this is only in canada? I thought the states had it too. Im so cofused

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the-unpopular-kind:

thisiskittysworld:

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

i learn something every day on here

WHAT

(Source: littlemixens)

unhunted:

I question who my friends are everyday….that’s a sad way to live huh?

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